Total Recall 2: Ford’s Partial F-150 Recall

I wonder if the person who first wrote “Pobody’s Nerfect” did it on purpose, or if it was an accident. I also wonder, if it were an accident, if they were aware of the irony of it all. Read More

Put This In Your Pipe and Smoke It: No Driving Stoned on Alberta Roads!

So, one time your Uncle Steve went to a Grateful Dead concert and a bunch of patchouli-scented long-hairs spent the entire time puffing on the devil’s lettuce, and then he spent the rest of his life paranoid after… Read More

I Swear, I’m Stable!: Ford’s AdvanceTrac® Electronic Stability Control | Edmonton, AB

Frozen slippery road sign in front of a snowy icy road.

I’ve been called unstable before, and I wasn’t happy about it, but it’s not like I flew into a fit of rage because of it (but in all honesty, I flew into a fit of rage over a… Read More

Check Yo’Self, Before You Wreck Yo’Self: The Importance of the Check Engine Light

Some lights from the dashboard including the check engine light

I’m a pretty stubborn person—I always have been and there’s nothing you can say to change my mind on the matter. My mom says I come by it naturally, and refuses to accept any other possible reason. I… Read More

MyHouse, MyCar, MyKey: A Guide to Parenting New Drivers

Portrait of cute little boy playing in fathers car

So my puppy pulls when he walks. It’s a common problem that dog owners —and those parents who keep their kids on those bungee-leash set-ups— are quite familiar with. I suppose, if we were to take a Freudian… Read More

Get Schooled on the Best Fords for Back To School

Let’s be honest—one of the best parts about being in school is living at home, having your mom cook you meals and do your laundry, leaving you nothing but time to go to keggers and discover yourself via… Read More

Ford, Take the Wheel!: Ford’s Co-Pilot360™

Overprotecting dad putting plastic bubbles over kid before skatebording

Sometime, in the near future, we’ll tell our children about how productive we became after Overlord Musk and the ghost of Steve Jobs made non-autonomous driving, well, a thing of the past. Soon we’ll be filling out reports… Read More