Total Recall 2: Ford’s Partial F-150 Recall

I wonder if the person who first wrote “Pobody’s Nerfect” did it on purpose, or if it was an accident. I also wonder, if it were an accident, if they were aware of the irony of it all. Read More

Don’t Be Stupid… Get Yourself Some Intelligent 4WD!

2019 Ford Explorer driving through the snow

Intelligence: Einstein had it, Stephen Hawking had it, Dr. Frasier Crane had it, and Ken Jennings has it. In today’s world of the 24-hour news cycle and giant celebrity butts, intelligence seems to… Read More

Put This In Your Pipe and Smoke It: No Driving Stoned on Alberta Roads!

So, one time your Uncle Steve went to a Grateful Dead concert and a bunch of patchouli-scented long-hairs spent the entire time puffing on the devil’s lettuce, and then he spent the rest of his life paranoid after… Read More

A New Hope: Team Ford Talks the Edmonton Oilers

scene from Pirates of the Caribbean with several oilers players faces superimposed overtop

What feels like a long time ago, in a season far, far away, the Edmonton Oilers pooped the bed. Real bad. And while I might be getting my movies mixed up for this… Read More

What Does My Ford Warranty Cover?

So I’ve got good news and bad news. Good news first: Ford’s got some incredible warranty options for their vehicles. Bad news: not everything is covered by your factory warranty—I know, I know. It feels like another case… Read More

Team Ford’s Pitch Perfect Guide to Fixing A Flat

Adorable little girl helping her father to change a car wheel outdoors on beautiful summer day

It’s a bit of a cliché, but if you want something done right you’ve got to do it yourself. Normally I’d say just take it to Team Ford for anything service related, and not only have it done… Read More

I Swear, I’m Stable!: Ford’s AdvanceTrac® Electronic Stability Control | Edmonton, AB

Frozen slippery road sign in front of a snowy icy road.

I’ve been called unstable before, and I wasn’t happy about it, but it’s not like I flew into a fit of rage because of it (but in all honesty, I flew into a fit of rage over a… Read More

Put a Rubber Ring on It! Why Winter Tires Should Be Mandatory

"Photo of a car totally buried in snow and surrounded by nothing but snow. (Canon 5D Mark II, Adobe RGB)Similar photos:"

I come from a long line of trailblazing inventors. Much like my great-great-grandfather, who was on the cutting edge of bread knife technology (he was the one who decided a serrated blade would work better), and my great… Read More

Check Yo’Self, Before You Wreck Yo’Self: The Importance of the Check Engine Light

Some lights from the dashboard including the check engine light

I’m a pretty stubborn person—I always have been and there’s nothing you can say to change my mind on the matter. My mom says I come by it naturally, and refuses to accept any other possible reason. I… Read More